3 Chinese Jokes…

奶牛…
猫碰到奶牛,彬彬有礼的和奶牛打招呼,奶牛却取笑猫说:“你这么小就长胡子!”
  猫很生气的说:“你咪咪怎么这么大了也不戴胸罩呀!”

催情药…
三个人吹嘘自己的催情药,
A说:公兔吃了我的药让母驴怀了孕,
B说:我的药使公猴和大象生出小象,
C说:我把药掉到面锅里,面条全站起来了

袋鼠和青蛙…
袋鼠和青蛙去嫖鸡,袋鼠三下两下完事,只听隔壁的青蛙整夜一二三嘿!一二三嘿!袋鼠好羡慕。
  次日,袋鼠说:“哇!~~蛙兄,你好棒哦!”
  青蛙说:“shit,老子一夜都没跳上床!~

I’ll translate these as soon as I’ve got a second…

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