Chinese Joke of the Day…

这年头,老婆像小灵通经济实惠但限本地使用,二奶像中国电信安全固定但带不出门,小蜜像中国移动使用方便但话费太贵。情人像中国联通优雅新潮但常不在服务区!

Translation… (Sorry, can’t remember the english names for XiaoLingTong and LianTong)

Nowdays, wives are like XiaoLingTong: economical, have real tangible benefits, but very limited usage. Mistresses are like a fixed line phone: safe and stable, but you can’t take it outside. Girlfriends are like China Mobile: very convenient but too expensive. Lovers are like LianTong: tasteful and fashionable, but frequently out of service.

Yet another example of the prevalence of the “二奶” (mistress) in modern-day Chinese culture…

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